FOR CHRISTIAN WOMEN WHO ARE READY TO STOP GUESSING & START HEALING ONE SIMPLE STEP AT A TIME

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You’re exhausted.
Your weight won’t budge.
Your mood, focus, and energy feel nothing like “you.”

And yet…

You’ve been told everything looks "normal."

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 You’re Doing “All the Right Things”

But Your Body Isn’t Responding

 

You’re eating better.
You’re moving your body.
You’re trying to be consistent.

And yet your weight won’t shift, your energy crashes, and your mood feels unpredictable.

 

Let’s change that, one simple step at a time.

 

Joining the waitlist simply means you’ll be the first to know when doors open, and you’ll have space to decide without pressure.

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Just to be clear...

 

This is not a willpower problem.

   

If you’ve been stuck in the cycle of dieting, exercising harder, and doing “all the right things” with little to show for it, this isn’t your fault.

 

Weight struggles are often a sign of metabolic stress... not personal failure.

 

Inside the Lab, we support blood sugar and metabolic rhythms so energy, mood, and weight can respond naturally.

 

This Biblically-based functional health membership is for women who know something deeper is going on, even when labs look “normal.”

Clinical research shows that metabolic health, especially insulin sensitivity and glucose regulation, is strongly connected with weight responsiveness, energy balance, and long-term health outcomes.*

That’s exactly what we support in the Lab, steady rhythms that help your body use glucose and insulin more efficiently, so your weight and energy can actually respond instead of stalling.

Mycah

I don't think I've ever lost weight so easily and had zero cravings for bad food.

Dawn

Lacy is fantastic. I highly recommend working with her. I have told everyone, even my mom about her and I can't wait to dedicate even more time to working with her. 

Laura

I finally feel like I have the energy to take care of my family. I felt like I was operating from an empty tank and now I know I am going to wake up refreshed and ready to serve my family well.

Imagine having a quiet, intentional space for women who feel dismissed by mainstream medicine, but aren’t ready for another overwhelming program:

 

Inside The Lab, you’ll receive monthly faith-led teachings, tools, and healing rhythms rooted in God’s design for your body.

 

+ No group calls you have to show up to.
+ No complicated protocols.
+ No pressure to do it all.

 

Just one clear, manageable next step delivered each month with grace and purpose.

The Women’s Functional Health Lab is for Christian women who:

 

✓ Are frustrated because their weight isn’t responding, even though they’re trying
✓ Wake up tired, even after a full night’s sleep
✓ Feel “off” but keep being told everything looks “normal”
✓ Want practical health support that doesn’t ignore their faith
✓ Are overwhelmed by health advice and want clarity without pressure
✓ Are not ready for high-ticket programs but still want meaningful change

What You’ll Get Inside the Lab

Inside the Lab, everything is designed to be simple, gentle, and sustainable.
You’re not expected to do everything, just take the next right step each month.This membership is built to support metabolic health in a way that fits real life. 

Monthly Functional Health Lesson

A short teaching focused on one key area (like energy, digestion, stress, or blood sugar), taught through a Biblical lens and in the right order for healing.

 

  • Understand what your body needs without needing labs or advanced knowledge
  • Learn how God designed your body to function, and how to support it gently

Faith + Health Rhythm

A spiritual reflection, Scripture, or devotional paired with a practical action step, so you’re nourishing your body and spirit.

 

  • Connect your health journey with Scripture and purpose

  • Practice our Core 4 doable rhythm each month, not a long checklist

 

Simplified Tools & Trackers

One easy-to-use resource each month (lab guide, checklist, tracker, or mini-plan) to help you take action without overwhelm.

 

  • Track patterns like energy, digestion, sleep, or mood with clarity

  • Use step-by-step guides that support consistency, not perfection

 

Optional 1:1 Support (Member-Only Access)

As a Lab member, you’ll have access to discounted 1:1 sessions for personalized guidance when you need it.

 

  • Get clarity on your unique health picture

  • Ask questions without committing to a full program

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The Women’s Functional Health Lab helps women restore metabolic balance so that weight, energy, and mood can respond naturally.

 

You don’t have to do everything inside the Lab.
You just have to start.

 We start with easy & simple metabolic foundations

(because these are where change becomes possible):

 

Blood Sugar & Cravings 
Sleep & Circadian Rhythm
Metabolic health & Weight Response
Digestion & Infammation

 

Stress & Resiliency
Cortisol Patterns

YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS OUT ON THIS BONUS!

 

Understanding Your Lab Results Course

Learn how to understand your basic bloodwork through a functional lens—so you can finally make sense of what your labs are telling you and stop feeling dismissed or confused.

Inside, you’ll learn:

  • What “normal” lab ranges really mean—and why they’re often misleading

  • How to identify early patterns of imbalance using labs you already have

  • The top markers for fatigue, inflammation, thyroid health, and more

  • How to discuss your labs with confidence when talking to your provider

  • Why your symptoms do matter—even when your labs say you’re “fine”

 

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What Makes This Membership Different?

 

The Women’s Functional Health Lab is:

✓ Faith-Led: Every lesson is grounded in God’s Word
✓ Functional: We look at root causes, not band-aid fixes
✓ Low Pressure: No group calls. No “one more thing.”
✓ Practical: Real tools you actually can use right away
✓ Affordable: High-value healing at a low monthly price

This isn’t just another devotional or protocol.

It’s a clear, simple blend of both,
faith + function, designed to move the needle in your health
without adding pressure to your plate.

You don’t need more content.
You need clarity, calm, and next steps rooted in truth and function.

Why Now?

 

Because your symptoms are signals-

not life sentences.

 

God didn’t design your body to work against you.
He designed it to function, restore, and heal, when given the right kind of support.

This Lab is a gentle, grace-filled starting point.

Let’s walk it out together, one faithful rhythm at a time.

Doors are Open NOW!

Join the Lab for ONLY $37 →

Mycah

I don't think I've ever lost weight so easily and had zero cravings for bad food.

What's In Your Monthly Dose of

Peace, Clarity, and Practical Support

With The Women's Functional Health Lab You'll Get:

  • Monthly Functional Health Lesson
    A short, clear teaching focused on one system at a time (like blood sugar, stress, digestion, hormones, etc.) taught through a Biblical lens.

  • Faith + Health Rhythm
    A simple devotional, challenge, or reflection to align your body and spirit.

  • Practical Tool or Resource
    Think: Lab guides, Healthy Habit Trackers, or mini plans that actually help, without the overwhelm..

  • Member-only access to 1:1 calls at a discounted rate. Personalized 1:1 support previously reserved for private clients, now available exclusively to you.

 

No group calls you have to show up to 

or a list of things you have to show up to.

 

Just simple rhythms and resources, delivered in the right order to support your body and reduce the noise.

 

Doors Open Now!

Join the Lab for ONLY $37 →

Wife, mom, Jesus follower, international best-selling author, and Functional Health Practitioner. For years, I searched for answers to my chronic health and hormone struggles within the conventional medical system.

I was desperate for a natural solution to address what my body truly needed. But all I found were dismissals like “everything looks normal,” prescriptions I didn’t want, endless referrals, and even “maybe it’s all in your head.”

I finally realized that to feel like myself again, I had to take my health into my own hands and uncover the root causes of the imbalances holding me back.

Through functional medicine, I created a personalized health plan tailored to MY body, and now I’m here to help YOU do the same.

My invitation for you is to be part of something new

Doors are Open NOW

Join the Lab for ONLY $37!

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Payment Plan

 

WHAT'S INCLUDED?

  • 12-Month access to the Functional Hormone Reset
  • 6-Months of Bi-Weekly Coaching Calls
  • Monthly Evening Group Coaching Call (Monthly Moonlight Minutes)
  • Access to The Functional Wellness Lab Panel + Other Key Labs (and How to Order Your Own)
  • 4-Month Targeted Supplement Protocol (and access to the sources to get the best quality supplements)
  • Access to Private Client Community
  • ALL BONUSES


 Your Investment $197 x 12

 

YES! I NEED THIS NOW!

One-Time Investment

 

WHAT'S INCLUDED?

  • 12-Month access to the Functional Hormone Reset
  • 6-Months of Bi-Weekly Coaching Calls
  • Monthly Evening Group Coaching Call (Monthly Moonlight Minutes)
  • Access to The Functional Wellness Lab Panel + Other Key Labs (and How to Order Your Own)
  • 4-Month Targeted Supplement Protocol (and access to the sources to get the best quality supplements)
  • Access to Private Client Community
  • ALL BONUSES

 

Your Investment $1997

SAVE OVER $350! 

I'M READY, LET'S GO!

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DISCLAIMER

Our life and health coaches do not diagnose, treat, prevent, or cure any disease or condition. Nothing we share with our clients is intended to substitute for the advice, treatment, or diagnosis of a qualified licensed physician. Lacy Lain, FMCHC may not make any medical diagnoses or claim, nor substitute for your personal physician’s care. It is the role of Lacy Lain and her Practitioners to partner with their clients to provide ongoing support and accountability in an opt-in model of self-care and should be done under the supervision of a licensed physician.
These platforms share personal experiences and provides education only. Interaction on these platforms does not constitute a doctor/patient relationship.

*Studies and information from PubMed